New Apartment Pool Rules

Photos to come soon (inshallah) of my new apartment, but this post is dedicated to some new sign boards I spotted yesterday while lounging by my pool. Not particularly impressed that these rules are up, could have sworn people rent these apartments as homes to live, these rules read like a public swimming arena. Note I don't intend paying them a lot of attention - but like Mike says, doesn't say you can't BOMB!

This board isn't too bad, the 18 bullets points one below is pure gold!

Classic points to note;

• if there is no smoking (oh and good luck with that in this country baby) why are there ash trays provided around the pool area, and
• if you can't bring food why is there a BBQ provided for tenants use?

I particularly liked number 9...... nose blowing or discharging bodily wastes........ yuckkkkkkky



Bad luck if you're under 4 foot tall = denied entry. Number 2 is classic, never mind narcotics being illegal just make sure it's done inside the apartment not by the pool!