Where to get your BMI

Cool you can buy your Body Mass Index here - what would you like? 22BMI suit you? Perhaps a little 18BMI takes your fancy?

Or could it be a place of much more essential supplies? In particular a place one should visit prior to 10th August...........

New Apartment Pool Rules

Photos to come soon (inshallah) of my new apartment, but this post is dedicated to some new sign boards I spotted yesterday while lounging by my pool. Not particularly impressed that these rules are up, could have sworn people rent these apartments as homes to live, these rules read like a public swimming arena. Note I don't intend paying them a lot of attention - but like Mike says, doesn't say you can't BOMB!

This board isn't too bad, the 18 bullets points one below is pure gold!

Classic points to note;

• if there is no smoking (oh and good luck with that in this country baby) why are there ash trays provided around the pool area, and
• if you can't bring food why is there a BBQ provided for tenants use?

I particularly liked number 9...... nose blowing or discharging bodily wastes........ yuckkkkkkky



Bad luck if you're under 4 foot tall = denied entry. Number 2 is classic, never mind narcotics being illegal just make sure it's done inside the apartment not by the pool!

Tennis champions

Since the middle of January I have played (well participated anyhow....) in 2 hours of doubles tennis each week at the Brit Club with 3 colleagues from work.

It's not pretty, talent is lacking, there have been plenty of seriously dodgy line calls by Kym (Australian, to be expected really), horrific 'chicken style' dancing from Leon when winning net points, sweaty high-5s BUT most of all it was 2 hours of damn good stress relieving fun and laughter each week.

With a small community, stressful and at times frustrating work environment meant this weekly game has been a highlight of the past semester. Needless to say Kym and I lost every set bar one but the scoreline didn't reflect the close cutting edge nature of each game point. Towards the end of the semester you could even say we were rallying more often than not.

Last week was our last game of the semester mostly due to Heather swanning off to Barcelona for fun times but also in part due to the fact that doing any outdoor activity in 47 degrees is just plain nuts (and sweaty).

Couple of pictures of the sporty foursome...... post match.

Licence to drive Bahraini style

Here is my application for a driving licence, was an exciting process to complete. Only about 5 different Ministry of Transport counters to visit to achieve the end result of a Bahraini Licence and as a bonus my own personal copy of the road code booklet...... still wondering why you receive (and pay for) the road code after they issue you with the licence?

Still it makes for an interesting read. Has illustrations that remind me of those primary school readers back in the day.

I was lucky the man in charge of most of the process was a hardcase, he produced (with a theatrical flourish) what he thought was my licence when the machine spat it out, but alas, it had a photo of a bearded Arab man, not me I laughed :-) Next one was the real deal though.